25 August 2003

Another funny one from the email files... more thought-provoking content on the way soon, I promise.

THE REST OF THE FAMILY

Now that Uday &Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ............................................. the restaurateur
Guday ............................................... the half-Australian brother
Huray ................................................ the sports fanatic
Sashay............................................... the gay brother
Kuntay &Kintay ............................. the twins from the African mother
Sayhay ............................................... the baseball player
Ojay .................................................. the stalker/murderer
Gulay ................................................ the singer/entertainer
Ebay ................................................... the internet czar
Biliray ................................................ the country music star
Ecksray .............................................. the radiologist
Puray ................................................. the blender factory owner
Regay ................................................ the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay ................................................ the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Pusay ................................................. the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay ................................................ the coffee shop owner
Bufay ................................................. the 300 pound sister
Dushay .............................................. the clean sister
Phayray ............................................. the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway .......................................... the grocery store owner
Ollay ................................................. the half- mexican sister
Gudlay .............................................. the prostitute

More will no doubt be discovered.