Some things are very predictable

Somehow, Robert Mugabe behaving as a selfish obstructionist tyrant following a victory he couldn't even steal is as surprising as a drunken sailor:

Zimbabwe's opposition says talks on forming a unity government are deadlocked but that negotiations could continue Friday.
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The talks in Harare involve Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe, main opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai and opposition faction leader Arthur Mutambara.
Tsvangirai threatened to pull out of a power-sharing deal Sunday, a day after Mr. Mugabe unilaterally assigned control of key ministries, including defense and foreign affairs, to his ZANU-PF party.

You knew there was no chance at all of anyone other than a Mugade crony shepherding the defence ministry.

By: Widow 6-7