Put on a Bulletproof Vest... So I Can Fire Bullets at You!

We know the news from Eastern Europe with the possible new Cold War is serious. Still, it's hard not to chuckle about at the latest quotes from the Reds:

Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev’s threat today to deploy missiles targeting proposed U.S. missile defenses in Eastern Europe misses the point that the system will be purely defensive and will pose no threat to Russia, a Pentagon spokesman said today.
“These are interceptors,” Bryan Whitman said of the system that will include 10 missile silos in Poland and a radar station in the Czech Republic. “And they are designed to protect our European allies as well as the … United States from an emerging ballistic missile threat from the Middle East.”
Medvedev made headlines during his annual address to the Federal Assembly today, announcing that Russia will deploy short-range missiles in the Baltic Sea region in response to plans to build the missile defense system.

So, in retaliation for placing interceptors near their border, the Russians deploy the very weapon the interceptors are designed to neutralize... Smooth, Dmitri. Real Smooth.

By: Brant