US Looking for Contract Security for Afghanistan

Hey - if you want to live and work on a FOB in Afghanistan, and occasionally get to shoot something - in self-defense only! - then Uncle Sam has a contract for you:

The contractor(s) shall provide all labor, supervision, equipment, materials, transportation and operations necessary to provide Armed Security Guards to include, but not limited to, the following: detecting, identifying, reporting, and guarding against threats related to unauthorized personnel, contraband, and instruments of damage, destruction, and information collection from entering the installation through the Entry Control Points (ECPs); conducting surveillance and counter-surveillance of the installation perimeter and vicinity from designated Perimeter Defensive Positions (PDPs) in order to prevent unauthorized personnel from gathering information or illegally entering the installation; employing the appropriate force to neutralize any threat from unauthorized individuals illegally attempting to enter the installation with the intent to harm personnel or damage facilities and equipment.