Weekend Humor: Skippy's List

OK, if you've never read Skippy's List of The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army you haven't really hit high note of military humor out there. Per the request of the website, we're not quoting the items on the list, but we will whet your appetite with the preamble.

Explanations of these events:
a) I did myself, and either got in trouble or commended. (I had a Major shake my hand for the piss bottle thing, for instance.)
b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.)
c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.)
d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (“What about especially patriotic porn?”)
e) I was just minding my own business, when something happened. (“Schwarz…what is *that*?” said the Sgt, as he pointed to the back of my car? “Um….a rubber sheep…I can explain why that’s there….”)

By: Chuckles