Everyone Needs to be Satirized

Introducing Wookieleaks, the classified secrets of the Star Wars world...

New docs reveal empire/trade fed collusion over naboo embargo. Palpatine: those aren't the leaks you're looking for.

B1 battle droids found to be running open source operating system. Software giant slammed for violating #DontBeEvil motto.

Improved Wookie translation protocol reveals "Nothing but profanity. Every $*%*%$ word!"

Alderaanian princess involved in incest scandal: "It was just a kiss!"

Leaked memos reveal significant concerns over cutbacks to Stormtrooper marksmanship training

Death Star Mothers for Justice demand immediate public inquest into battlestation disaster

By: Brant