Quotes That Don't Come Out Right

I promise, the following is a quote about the new proposed female-fitted version of the ACU, and not about the DADT policy...

"Women have so many different shapes and sizes, we're as not as 'straight' as men are," said Maj. Sequana Robinson.

Couldn't find any other synonyms, eh? "Linear"? "Blocky"? "Vertical"?
Nope, you had to go with "straight" - women in the Army aren't as "straight" as men. Thankyouverymuch.

By: Brant