The Laugh Machine That Is North Korea

Hey, no one does hyperbole like the Norks.

Saturday’s Minju Joson newspaper, part of North Korea’s state-controlled media, said in a commentary that the country’s war deterrent force will be strengthened “100- or 1,000-fold” as long as U.S. military threats persist, according to KCNA.

Really? A 1000-fold increase in...
- manpower? You better to get to birthing more babies - an how are you going to feed them anyway?
- weaponry? Using what money to purchase them?
- nukes? The ones you have now are only semi-stable.
- missiles? Yeah, that's the ticket! The Pacific Ocean needs more junk to splash down in it.


By: Brant