Reportedly, one day during the late nineteenth century, a British soldier was found to have sold his boots.
Naturally, the man was brought before his commanding officer.
The good colonel inquired, "Now, Private Murphy, why did you sell your boots? "
"I've worn 'em for two years, sir, and thought they was my own property."
"Nothing of the sort," replied the colonel, "These boots belong to the Queen."
"I'm sure I'm sorry, sir, but I didn't know the lady took twelves! "
By: Chuckles
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