The scene: Soviet War College.
Lecturer: In today's exercise you are in command of a tank division which has just broken through NATO lines in Western Europe. Your Intelligence officer reports a large concentration of German troops on your right flank and what is believed to be an American mechanised division on your left.
Which do you attack?
Bright spark student: The Germans. If you look at the map....
Lecturer: No, you must fight the Americans first
BSS: But sir, tactically it would be preferable to...
Lecturer: No no no. You must learn you are in the Russian army now. In the Russian Army we always put business before pleasure.
By: Chuckles
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