30 October 2010

Weekend Humor: Russians in the Field

Russian Military Humor

Colonel to soldiers during some building task:
"you dig here and there, and I'll go and find out where we are supposed to dig"

The same situation
"Anybody here an artist?"
"Yes sir, me!"
"Good! Draw me a square 3 feet by 3 feet on the ground, and dig it 3 feet deep!"
"Anybody here a photographer?"
"Yes sir, me!"
"After he is finished, enlarge this square three times in all dimensions!"


By: Chuckles

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