Supermodels and War Crimes

No, they aren't being called as experts on starvation, but rather, Naomi Campbell has been called to testify about a 'blood diamond' she may have received from Liberia.

A war crimes tribunal served a subpoena on supermodel Naomi Campbell Thursday, ordering her to testify in the trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor.

Never mind, this barely meets the threshold of "news". We apologize for wasting your time.

By: Brant