Norks Take A Stab At Comedy

Unintentional, of course... On the heels of Al Qaeda's "No really, we are going to get you from our remote mountain caves with harems full of virgin goats" statement comes great humor from the Norks. Check out the official statement of the History Society of the DPRK. Please hold all laughter 'til the end. Or at least 'til you get to the "hand raising machine".

As the defeat of the Japanese imperialists was drawing close, the U.S. imperialists regarded it as a crucial moment to realize its strategy for dominating Korea which had been making for centuries and initiated a scenario for partitioning Korea and put it into practice, occupying the area south of the 38th Parallel of the north latitude without shedding blood.
The statement cited facts to prove that the U.S. wild ambition to dominate Korea by using the UN had already been worked out.
It went on: The U.S. torpedoed the work of the USSR-U.S. Joint Commission in September, 1947 and openly declared that the Korean issue would be referred to the UN General Assembly. The U.S. cooked up a resolution on it and passed it through the UN General Assembly by using its hand-raising machine.
On June 25, 1950, the U.S. imperialists finally started all-out armed invasion against the DPRK by instigating the Syngman Rhee puppet army.
After igniting the war, the U.S. imperialists lost no time to start an operation toward the UN to escalate the war of aggression according to the scenario already worked out by them.
On the same day, Truman quickly held a meeting of bosses of the military administration at a state guest house to discuss armed intervention and issued an order on providing ammunition aid to south Korea and mobilizing naval and air forces.
The U.S. had a meeting of the UN Security Council held on June 27 so that it adopted an illegal "resolution" recommending the UN member states to assist "the Republic of Korea" in repulsing the military attack and defending global peace and security in this region.
As seen above, the U.S. actions always preceded the adoption of UN resolutions. The U.S. did not follow UN resolutions but it had the practice of "approving" the U.S. acts of aggression later. This "systematic procedure" continued in the whole period of the war.
On July 7, 1950, the Korean War was fully regarded as an international dispute by a resolution of the UNSC. The UN thus placed its flag in the hands of the aggressors, becoming a belligerent party in Korea.
The United States finally formed the illegal "UN Forces" including its 15 satellite states by means of all sorts of appeasement, threat and blackmail.
The aim of the "UN Forces" was to cover up the true colors of the U.S. as a war provoker and aggressor and transfer part of the heavy burden of the war to its satellite states. But, the "UN Forces" were, in essence, the U.S. forces.
When landing in south Korea under UN blue helmets the U.S. imperialist aggressors hurled into the war one-third of its army, one-fifth of its air force and majority of its Pacific Fleet in a bid to realize its scenario for military occupation of the whole of Korea. They committed all sorts of crimes unprecedented in human history such as barbarous massacre and destruction, stunning the world people.
What was more serious was that they committed unprecedentedly brutal massacres putting the atrocities of the Hitler Nazi clique into the shade under the name of the UN.

By: Brant