New docs reveal empire/trade fed collusion over naboo embargo. Palpatine: those aren't the leaks you're looking for.
B1 battle droids found to be running open source operating system. Software giant slammed for violating #DontBeEvil motto.
Improved Wookie translation protocol reveals "Nothing but profanity. Every $*%*%$ word!"
Alderaanian princess involved in incest scandal: "It was just a kiss!"
Leaked memos reveal significant concerns over cutbacks to Stormtrooper marksmanship training
Death Star Mothers for Justice demand immediate public inquest into battlestation disaster
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